man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
there are so many huge communities of women who make up the bulks of fandoms for media intended for men. star trek and lord of the rings and superhero franchises, stuff like metalocalypse and superjail, all with groups of ladies as the runners of the fandoms and bronies get a goddamn documentary
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
Man but think how long it takes for that male sloth to get over there to give her the sweet jungle lovin
Every homestuck that reblogs this will get smut of their otp in their inbox.
I mean it.
All of you.
Also, please tell me who you want smut of. I don’t know all of your otp’s.
Erisol. Nuff said.Eridan
Eridan and Equius
i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are
When you check ur phone in the middle of the night